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25 March 2011 @ 01:58 pm
Hey, You're Such A Pretty Boy [Jongyu] [PG] [1/1]  
Title: Hey You're Such A Pretty Boy
Pairing: Jongyu
Genre: Humor, General
Rating: PG
Word Count: 802
Summary: Jinki is a push over, Jonghyun is a perv -nothing in life is new, except for the fake boobs.

A/N: For my big sister, blingdingdong , who you all should shower with love since she gives me fantastic back massages. She requested cross dressing Jinki, so this is what I came up with.


“Miss, I think you dropped your smile back here!”

Damn stupid friends. He should have just said no. No. For once in his life, Jinki should've grown a backbone. He can't go through life giving in to everyone of his friends' “If you don't beat me at this, you have to do this” deals. How could he even call himself a man? To let himself get in a situation like this! No guy with a sense of pride would be caught dead tromping through the club district with a pair of “fierce” red heels, a flowing white skirt, and a pink top showing off his “curves”, provided by the drama department.

The only guy worse off than him is the one hot on his Prada heels.

“I said leave me alone!” Jinki calls over his shoulder in a falsetto. Right about now he wants to kill Kibum for convincing him the three inch heels definitely made his legs look slimmer and more feminine.

The guy is persistent, almost flattering in his chase. “Come on, why don't you just talk to me? I don't want to do anything!”

Jinki isn't use to this curtain of hair blocking his vision, let alone the thick lashes glued to his eyelids. His escape would be easier if he could just see … And as temping as just tossing his wig to the side seems, he doesn't think he could live with himself if anyone other than his stupid college room mates knew that he was cross dressing.

With a huff, Jinki reluctantly slows. “Look, I don't know who you are or what you want, but do you know how to get to the university from here?”

Face growing brighter, the guy nods vigorously. “Yeah, I know where it is! You're a student there, too?”

Oh, God. He's a student. “No, just my boyfriend,” Jinki lies swiftly.

The man's almond eyes peer at him curiously. “You have a boyfriend?”

“Yes, I do. What of it?”

“I was hoping you were single.”

Jinki freezes. “Why?”

The man throws a wink at him before hooking arms with him and pulling him in the opposite direction Jinki had been heading. He's pretty confident. “Whats your name, cutie?”

Jinki takes a moment to respond, thoughts moving slowly. “Ji – Jiyeon.”

“Jiyeon? Pretty. My name's Jonghyun.”

If he weren't such a damn good actor, Jinki would have fainted on the spot. Jonghyun. The Jonghyun. The art's department heart throb. No, no, no, this is not happening! If he finds out … Jinki would be done for.

“If you could just tell me how to get there, I can just walk back on my own,” he suggests, tries not to allow the quiver in his voice to show.

Jonghyun snorts. “A pretty girl like you? No way are you walking the streets alone at this time of night!”

Jinki groans inwardly. He should have just freaking said no.

They walk for ten minutes or so in silence. Jinki pretends to be texting whenever Jonghyun isn't texting, which isn't often. Jinki's a little jealous, catching a dozen different names texting the guy all at once. So popular …

“Here we are, sexy,” Jonghyun chirps as they enter the university campus. “Know how to get to the dorms?”

Jinki folds his arms close to his body. “Yes,” he says defensively.

“Sure you don't want me to help you?” Jonghyun asks, a cheeky smile and that infamous wink to match.

Jinki thinks he can understand why women are so put off by the male sex now .. “Positive.”

Just as he's about to strut off to his dorm and slap Kibum upside the head for ever putting him up to this, a firm smack to his bum causes him to wheel around. Jonghyun chuckles, unabashed.

“Give me a call sometime, Jinki.”

“What – I – How – It's Jiyeon!”

Jonghyun shakes his head while still laughing. “Next time we get together, you should dress regularly. Although, you do have killer legs … “

Jinki scoffs. He can't even be freaked this guy caught him, he's so obnoxious. “Like hell we'll ever meet again.”

Kibum forces Jinki to watch a chick flick marathon when he gets back. He fails to notice that everyone of the couples starts out the same way.
 
 
 
queen dubu: Crazy!Keyqueen_anything on March 25th, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC)
Spot for blingdingdong. You better like it, biotch. :P
Tardy for the Party: evilblingdingdong on March 25th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
HOW DOES JONGHYUN KNOW WHO HE ISSSSSSS? (

Very nice, though. I'm glad my prompts came out so well. (icwudt with the title).

"Jinki thinks he can understand why women are so put off by the male sex now"

And this.

(But seriously, how does Jonghyun know Jinki if Jinki didn't even know him? Is he stalking him?)
(no subject) - queen_anything on March 25th, 2011 08:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
naemi_ahnaemi_ah on March 25th, 2011 08:18 pm (UTC)
OMG THIS ^
omg this is so cute! i just love it :)
do you think it's possible for you to write a sequel to it? ^^
queen dubu: InTheAir!Onewqueen_anything on March 25th, 2011 08:21 pm (UTC)
Re: OMG THIS ^
Oh, you were quick! Haha, don't worry dear, I have quite a few jongyu fics I'm working on, you'll get your fix through them. ;D

Thank you for reading & commenting! <3
wicked l'il flamevolatileflame on March 25th, 2011 08:57 pm (UTC)
omg~ this is so fantastic! <3
queen dubu: <3!onewqueen_anything on March 25th, 2011 08:58 pm (UTC)
Thank you, dear! ^o^ <3
novostarbakanaru_chan on March 25th, 2011 11:03 pm (UTC)
lmaaoooo this is amazing XDD I wish this could be a chaptered fic!! ;D but nonetheless, I had a good laugh and it was so sweet kkk <333
queen dubu: Tux!Jjongqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 01:14 am (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it, sweetie. ^_^
mellovesshineemellovesshinee on March 25th, 2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
LOL AHAHA OMFG. THIS IS WINNNNNNNNN!!! I soooo love this xD! Like idk....How did you get this genius idea of a fic?! You're so talented :') ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS GOOD SHIT.
queen dubu: slide!onewqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 01:15 am (UTC)
You can blame this fic on my sister, she gave me the prompt. XD

I'm really glad you liked it! :) <3
Lyciansethpeekaboo on March 26th, 2011 12:33 am (UTC)
omg this was so cute seriously! XD when Jonghyun just said, "Give me a call sometime, Jinki." I actually didn't realize that he found out until Jinki's reaction XD
But it's so cuute 0__0

I guess perhaps jonghyun had been noticing jinki a lot, that's hwy he know <3 xD
queen dubu: Rocker!Onewqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 01:16 am (UTC)
Haha, exactly! It's always surprising to discover who is special paying attention to you. ;)

Thanks for reading & commenting, dear! <3
(no subject) - thpeekaboo on March 26th, 2011 01:42 am (UTC) (Expand)
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hongjinri: JH radio with SMTBhongjinri on March 26th, 2011 12:36 am (UTC)
I love humor/crack fics ^^. This one was good ^^.
queen dubu: cutiepie!onewqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 01:17 am (UTC)
Thank you, dear! :) <3
viakarmaviakarma on March 26th, 2011 01:27 am (UTC)
oh this was just lovely ;)

mm, these sort of fics really are the best in the morning to wake up my senses and get me going for the day ahead (even if it might be just slacking off)

i think im just going to have this mental image of jonghyun hitting on jinki for the rest of this day, which is rather quite fine n_n

thank you for sharing this lovely piece~
queen dubu: Nerd!Jjongqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 01:36 am (UTC)
I'm so glad to hear that!! ;o; Really, I'm honored to be a morning brightener! ^o^

Thank you so much for reading & commenting, love!
Can - Chanaeries_amethyst on March 26th, 2011 02:23 am (UTC)
Omoooooooooooo!!! This was hilarious hun!! I would have never in all my life imagined Onew cross-dressing :O This is so random but cute!!! >_< And the ever persistent Jonghyun *tsk tsk*

But yeah...I'm actually reading a Jongyu fic...WTF? :O

Holy crap, he knew it was him all along?!!!! @_@ whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!!!! Well, that's a shocker :O

I would write a longer review but my brain is fried :( sorry bb

BUT I LOVED THIS!!!!

Yay for awesomeness!!! Fighting!!! XD
queen dubu: Chubby!Jongyuqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:20 am (UTC)
I understand the fried brain part so much.

I appreciate just knowing you read it, so don't worry, dear! Thank you so much, as always. :*
Noellewishiwuzkagome on March 26th, 2011 03:14 am (UTC)
a pair of “fierce” red heels, a flowing white skirt, and a pink top showing off his “curves”
um. yes please. ♥

Jonghyun snorts. “A pretty girl like you? No way are you walking the streets alone at this time of night!”
i've been watching true blood for the past few hours, and now everything i read sounds like thick southern. skdjhgskjdh jonghyun speaking like a hick doesn't sit well with me lol

Jinki scoffs. He can't even be freaked this guy caught him, he's so obnoxious. “Like hell we'll ever meet again.”
UM. WHY IS THIS A ONESHOT. D':
queen dubu: Rainbow!Onewqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:21 am (UTC)
SHINee with southern accents? Omo! XD

Thanks so much for reading & commenting, love! I have lots more jongyu I'm writing, don't worry! ^o^
hiswhitelies: jongyu gifhiswhitelies on March 26th, 2011 04:00 am (UTC)
LMFAO. i like reading this over and over and over again.
please please write a sequel, i want to read MOOOOAR. T^T
liek, they should /really/ meet again aljslkasl;afdf <3
queen dubu: slide!onewqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 04:53 am (UTC)
I have a couple more jongyu's in store, so hopefully you'll get your fix that way? ;)

Thank you for the read & comment, love ~
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yuki12341234yuki12341234 on March 26th, 2011 06:20 am (UTC)
I Love♥♥♥
queen dubu: Chubby!Jongyuqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks, deary. <3
mimi_olyjinkibumiminho on March 26th, 2011 07:31 am (UTC)
This was fun. I was picturing slouchy Jinki with his broad shoulders and Adam's apple towering over Jjong while tottering along in heels, and wondering how blind/drunk Jjong would have to be to think he was a chick. Leave it to Jjong to mess with Jinki's head!
queen dubu: <3!onewqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:26 pm (UTC)
I was giggling so bad reading your comment. XD Oh dear, the imagery you have put into my head ...

I'm glad you enjoyed it, because I know I greatly enjoyed your comment! ;D <3
baby girl: onew - cutieplayingods on March 26th, 2011 08:08 am (UTC)
so friggin cuuuuuuuuuute ;~; sequel pretty please? ♥
queen dubu: QT!Onewqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you baby ~ <3 Aw, but then I can't focus on all my other fics I've got planned! Don't worry, there's more jongyu to come ~
ahn sook: Kisscutielovergirl on March 26th, 2011 08:54 am (UTC)
OMAHGAD.... AJDKAJKDJAKDHK.... Oh yeah Jjong is definitely perverted.
Jinki's killer legs? Like matter-of-fact!!! Still, I think he quite has the killer ass too *perv*
LOL @ Jiyeon xD
Are you gonna do a sequel for this cuz it's so fun xD!!!

“Miss, I think you dropped your smile back here!”
0.o... Yes, definitely Jonghyun ♥

Still, I hope Jonghyun's more serious though LOL
queen dubu: Tux!Jjongqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:43 pm (UTC)
I just want to say someone really used that pick up line on me! XDDD

No sequel, but different jongyu fics? :D

Haha, tysm for the comment. n_n
Blingbling_blueeunki on March 26th, 2011 12:29 pm (UTC)
LOL! This is awesome...Yes...Awesome.

Jinki crossdressing and imaginign him with a killer legs plus Jonghyun pretending not to know him is just the best scenery that I could ever see. XDDD

“Like hell we'll ever meet again.” I dunno but I cracked soo much with this line. XDD
queen dubu: kings!onhoqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:44 pm (UTC)
Hehe, thank you, dear n_n <3
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queen dubuqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:44 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it, love! n_n <3
mariposa02mariposa02 on March 26th, 2011 02:28 pm (UTC)
this is soo cute XD
queen dubu: Crazy!Keyqueen_anything on March 26th, 2011 03:45 pm (UTC)
Thanks dear! <3
ex_pottyfrodo on March 27th, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
omaigawd I LOVE this hahaahahaha!! I feel like begging you for a sequel...TT-TT
queen dubu: slide!onewqueen_anything on March 27th, 2011 03:15 pm (UTC)
I'm really glad you liked it! ^o^ I have other jongyu fics I'm working on, does that help? :D

Tysm for reading & commenting. <3
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jinkishuejinkishue on March 27th, 2011 05:34 am (UTC)
hilarios XDD I so heart a cross-dressing Jinki!! He's just too adorable to resist! KYAAAA! and me also love a scandalous Jjong too <3333

JongYu ftw!!!

p/s_: saving this. I hope you dont mind :)
queen dubu: cutiepie!onewqueen_anything on March 27th, 2011 03:17 pm (UTC)
I really apprevciate your kind words! Thank you so much, dear! & of course that isn't a problem. n_n
sam_theninja24sam_theninja24 on March 28th, 2011 12:11 am (UTC)
LOL, this was great :D
queen dubuqueen_anything on March 28th, 2011 05:41 am (UTC)
Thanks <3
krys。joongierotic on March 29th, 2011 12:41 pm (UTC)
what is this ingenuity. i love it. <3
queen dubu: Tux!Jjongqueen_anything on March 30th, 2011 04:11 am (UTC)
Thank you, your words are much appreciated ;D <3
gigantic3dream on April 1st, 2011 03:57 pm (UTC)
Omg i hope you write a sequel to this !>w
queen dubu: QT!Onewqueen_anything on April 2nd, 2011 12:35 am (UTC)
Aw, I'm sorry, no sequel ~ But I'm glad you liked it! <3
just wing it: Onew l Tofuvsays on April 2nd, 2011 07:37 am (UTC)
Moral of the story: Just say no.

With that aside, I don't know how you do it, but you've done it again. Another cute, amusing, and just plain awesome fic.

Lol
“Give me a call sometime, Jinki.”

“What – I – How – It's Jiyeon!”

Busted.
queen dubu: Nerd!Jjongqueen_anything on April 5th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
Awww, thank you so much, love! n_n
luvzcappietau: 4minute!luvzcappietau on June 12th, 2011 06:42 am (UTC)
I is readinnnnnnn~

That was amazingness *nods* LOL, Onew in a flowy skirt XD I think Jjong would've looked better in one XD

Oh Steph and her prompts *shakeshead* That was too fun XD